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In the Southern Hemisphere, there is no August

How goes life ... Tuesday, July 27th 27 years ago my mother decided to take revenge on the kicking that for nine months had been inflicted in the middle abdomen, giving me birth, and expelling of the form More cruel never given birth, in midsummer. (Note to my mother: "It would have been less cruel unborn child, a son of Russian immigrants living in exile in Spain, and that under the dictatorship of me pusierais leader named" Sergei "). Continue ...

God knows how unhappy and traumatic that has been fulfilling my childhood years in July! Born in summer, means that one can never have those 5 minutes of glory in the class and the other tiny beings cruel gum stuck on your desk, of course they DO have, I never could buy my popularity and respect from the rest of Child s from school, based on bags filled with clouds, berries and various bribes, irresistibly involved with colored ribbons.

The truth is that if you were a lucky guy for those born from September to June, after school, TU came late, and call it the birthday party, also known as "top-annually de-recruitment-of-best-friend-up-to-the-course-school-us-part. " But if you were part of the minority stinking years met the only two remaining months, never knew any of the children who came to yours. Will not do much, I discovered not only that the parents were the Magi, but mine did overtime in the business of organized crime, cheating on his poor creature -I. It turns out that my mother, a true expert of armed crime, she went out and bribed with triangles of bread with Nutella to Bimbo anybody else tertiary that come to play the piñata, the sack race and musical chairs.

When one day the truth came to light, she argued in his defense that was the love of mother that led her to commit the crime, since they had no playmates class on my birthday, had an explanation beyond unflattering orthodontic wear a 7 years of my childhood, "born in the middle of bloody summer. all my buddies were leaving to spend the summer " Al Pueblo." Yes, sir @ s, categorically: " The People", a mysterious black hole of the geography of the E HPANA Deep, which is still today for me, an unknown, and which seemed to be tó quiski; good, but me and the son of the deli where my mother had bought bologna sandwiches for the party - casually that morning.

For this reason, I went to Australia. Because wherever you are "The People " certainly not be in Australia. I know many of you believed that I moved to this country to meet at secret CIA agent, a mission with some exotic name Operation Kangaroo type. Defraudaos feel very-dear-me @ s @ s. ..

came to Australia in the Southern Hemisphere because there is August. No cicadas sing and there Mini-ft; no holidays in August, Mr. @ s. Here there is no summer. Nor goats pull the bell, and danced Paquito Chocolatier in the festival of "El Pueblo ." It is clear that a country without these cultural labels, is not really a country ... but Oh, GOD! ... First time in 27 could carry lollipops to the class, stop Reading Teacher, and scream his lungs:

- I invite you all to my birthday party. This afternoon at 5:00 p.m.! -.

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... 8 hours later and with a few pistachios over the body ...

Say conclude my party. No one came, "again. - " Cauen the milk of kangaroo!" - I thought to myself, if I was in class when I should cry

- 我 请 你 到 我 的 生日 派对!

What are we in Australia, and here there is only Chinese, for Goodness Sake!

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María de la Obligation leads me to travel to North Queensland

Dear @ s, you may have noticed that last week I've been away. And that is when the duty calls you, there is no choice but to attend to:

Ring-ring ...

Me: Hello?

My friend (call Maria the obligation to respect their anonymity): We're going to the beach, which heats the sun ...

Me: But if there is no beach here ... Maria

of Duty: Go go, how silly you are! I know that in Brisbane there is no beach. Grab your hat and put, we're going to the tropical north of Queensland.

Me: pppp .... But does so without warning? ... I do not know if you remember that we are in the southern hemisphere is winter and I have expired sunscreens last season and leave uuuunas maaaaanchas that ...

.. pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi ...

Nothing, I immediately started to burn CDs of Lady Gaga for the road, and get bikinis and bikinis in the bags, filling a Christmas turkey which not-for nothing-but-just in case - an important nuance that my boyfriend, for years living high travel multiplied by the square that we will never understand. But let us put aside my personal life because I know that - I of that do not speak ;-)

When one goes on an adventure in Australia have to press the reset button of memory and delete commercials Billabong and Rip Curl, with which his life has tended to illustrate the country. To give an example that we all understand: is that if the guys who spend their summer holidays to Menorca or Formentera, endure a whole summer without wetting because your brown-sailing is soooo special , and according-to-drink beer? Noooooo, my dear ... That only happens in the ads. Same thing happens when you are thirsty adventure beach here in Australia and is 100km / h to 4,000 km to go, and instead of beaches, there are only cows grazing along the semi-eternal lines of 700km without a sign of human life. And on top, your GPS every time you skip the speed limit, moos. Yes Muge ... understand what a cow is the onomatopoeic sound because he has touched. But a GPS?! With this scenario, even a vegetarian pacifist kill for a steak. Even to imagine him sticking his head out the window and screaming like a ripped up : "Beef, we want a 'fillet' yours."

I had warned the boys Asias "look to Australia not to tour by car ...". But I nor case. And that, as I have said once, the distances here are so great that when I have to go for the bread I do plane. All so, she erre que erre, by car and in search of tropical beaches.

But like everything in life has a turning point. Happens once you remove the thought that real landscapes in Australia are printed with a logo of a brand surfing in the lower right corner when you look. So, it is when suddenly, you start to enjoy Australia, Queensland, in its infinite fields of sugar cane, its roads deserted, its arid land, its tropical jungles. Then is when you stop, overwhelmed by the magnitude and immensity of the wilderness, while contemplating the unique scenery that you would give anything for ... piss. For if Mr. @ s, not going to get thin, the bladders are very selfish, I do not care if you're on the cover of last month's National Geographic. And there you are, with their pants down, hidden in some bushes in a protected class is unique in the world, breaking the aesthetics of the time ...

Once relieved of such a vital necessity, still do not understand how it is not classified to the basic functions of nacer/crecer/reproducirse/morir-, go your way and then when you get to LF is wild and empty beaches, Civera Davids without children or screaming the song of the summer through the speakers in a beach snack bar, or the gypsy from the cooler screaming "coooocacola-aaaaaagua fresh-deh guistanteh sandwich, a Pezet" . Then is when you're diving for paradise islands beaches, under the Great Barrier Reef, and playing with your fingers fluorescent fish, turtles, sharks, the very daughter of the great mash that killed Steve Irwin and Paul octopus.

Being on the beach rated as the most beautiful in the world: Whitsunday Islands. Agnes Water Beach, Airlie Beach, Cairns, Palm Cove, Port Douglas. To find yourself with a sign on the beach of "eye, saltwater crocodiles" to see the first town in the state of Queensland discovered by Captain Cook, 1770; to see the park Paronella-built by a Catalan who emigrated to Australia, inspired by Gaudi, managed to transform their dreams in architecture from the Indian villages in the middle of the Australian jungle.

But above all, because your boyfriend has managed Polish-after 144 hours in a car stuck pronounce the "Z" and "C", and that English saying importantisisisimas words of the English Language and ara Z, Z ambomba or C eporro, sounds more English than Juanito Valderrama singing a song ...

4000km

... These have been worthwhile!

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January 2010 Living In Kuwat

Australia

As I said on one occasion, when one comes from across the world, not land directly in Australia: is sitting in a waiting room like that of a dentist.

In my case (notice: is metaphor) had sat in the chair, reading the Hello for 3 months (end of metaphor, thanks). Well, considering that such queries are in a parallel reality with no notion of time or an employee cleaning have the courtesy to remove copies of 1924, nor have I lost me so much gossip, I say. We, thanks to my career as an elite athlete in cavities, and wasted no money for sweets in pink, I can assure you that if you're in that parallel universe and no definite time, the remaining journals a dental clinic, when you read that Julian Munoz has been arrested, sure that in real life, AND has left and come back in about three four times.

Anyway. One day, after 3 months, I awoke from my "coma Sillico " sweet-and-always-so-nice beep messenger warned me that: "Morenazo69" is just plug in, which had been been eating, which had been disconnected and then connected and certainly in my inbox had confirmation from the University of Queensland. Had been accepted for a Masters, and communicated to me was enough qualified estupendísima, thin, smart, beautiful, young, and generous drop fly as soon as possible. Even more than the fly, could be an army of flies with the deployment of all its armed forces by air, sea and land, if we consider as spend the Australian Universities.

So, after a long wait, (nope, the burden becomes a metaphor) is sooo kindly invited me to pay (sorry, that dyslexia is killing me), I meant to go . Australia doors had been opened to remain so next year and a half of my life, my situation in the country was now normalized by the Student Visa and a few dollars in cash. And whoever wants something, something costs. I imagine that as dentists are not licensed to remove kidney or an arm and a leg in the literal sense, was a cost that my body suffered only figuratively.

Now my biggest concern in the whole world focuses on who will want to do with me working groups, given that Australia has a large number of Asians, Chinese bone, for the English, regardless of their country of origin. And everyone knows that if you do not like cell aglidulce and its Licola of hielbas you can never enter into their gatherings, private jokes, and much less in their working groups of the University, where the streets have taken . You will be an invisible and nonexistent in his small, cruel play of China Town. And of course, an Englishman Basin does not help in the negotiations, and much unless they " eyes open." Pass in a black belt, became the least of the concerns of a Western student. I will marginalize. OMG, horror! No doubt I'm going through an unprecedented catastrophe, a true social suicide on my resume. A more miserable misfortune to be president of the Institute Science Club ...

But as I was never panic ensues (well, unless I discover that I have been casting a red sock in the laundry of linen, and if that same thing happens to my boyfriend, and is that amount in anger) but rather what happens is that the panic she gets me, I've joined about Samurais meetings every Thursday. Well, actually, the group calling itself the "International Students & Inglés as a Second Language", but I'm sure they hide with treachery among this mass of people of all nationalities who want to improve your conversational English, their " Comunitation Skills "itself. Aja, good excuse, no doubt ... but I know they are there because they are everywhere. So I spy with discretion worthy of a Ninja, all your movements hidden secret weapons, their bonsai, EVERYTHING. You know what they say: "If you can not beat the enemy, make love not war." Although I leave also married censored version: "If you can not beat them, join him."

Here I go Koreans, Japs and Chinese children generally Open your eyes, because I'll be watching the enemy front line. The war has begun at the University ...

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