Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Silver And Black Wrapping Paper

"I love me a shark eat a pie" Blog of the month


The truth is, when will and a couple of months, I decided to launch the latest in tune blogs (objective and determining the survey "Why read my blog" just below your right, noooooo ... your other right) I never thought that 70 of you the completaríais ...

In fact, I was throwing stones after rigorous design and trying to get even, when I could forecast the number of participants:

-1. the son of the deli (click here if you have no idea who I'm talking to read the post dedicated to this great personality of my childhood)
-2. MAMA-nager my (click here if you want to read any of your comments and know All About My Mother )
-3. Luxe my MacNovio (click here if you have websites, Gypsy!
failed course, neither more nor less than 67 votes. So I do not know how agradeceos your participation. To all of you, thank you : While I will continue with the active poll, I could not resist taking some initial conclusions based on only 70 horny-the system only allowed a single vote per user, who stroll through Oyster!-lia devoting their valuable time responding -And I apologize to you, cunt.

Anyway, my main goal was to observe to what extent are you a horny. And here some relevant facts conclusive:

"Well ... the 37.14%, ie 26 people feel that one foot is definitely enough to walk through this life, or at least skip the vast expanse of oyster!-lia on one leg. According to this overwhelming majority, the idea of \u200b\u200b"v enire to Australia and that a shark will eat a foot " would be lovely, well ... You guys have stopped to think this was a serious inquiry? For the love of God, man yaaa ...!

-About 20% of readers suffering from paranoid schizophrenia. Believe that " not read the blog, which is just an illusion ." Think about it, this mental disorder is not as serious, it could be worse. Could eat their foot shark.

"But in fact, that 20% of option" Other " is really what I care about this survey. "But what" other "or what the dead child?! Do you really think you can design a survey that voted the second option is the "Other"? Please ask in this or mu my dear mother who killed among all the annoyance if you see or to design a survey, I served the university.

"I'm adopted because in addition to cartridge, I have left 3 mothers (as if he had enough with one!). That means that slightly more than 4% of readers see as a mother to me ... However, this is a message for those 3 people that voted the " I'm the only person reading your blog, I'm your mother " have been wrong Bloss Ladies, this is not her daughter. I know because my mother-not very skillful in handling her new technologies (well, even with the carving knife) - told me have marked the " not read your blog, it's just an illusion ."

"Definitely, my friends do not read the blog, as I feared ... 7, lords, 7 out publicly to be my friend, and not only that ... I have a hobby! ... Shame should be given ... Have a total of 10% of Pa friends this ...

-Although there is good news, according to the data, the spectrum worship and Stephen Smart, has been cast only in 4% of the televisions from their homes. Apparently, the phenomenon is slowly leaving the side aisles Tele5 and microphones, for those of Carrefour and chard. If you already told, the fashion stain pink with greengrocer fashion takes off ...

"Unfortunately, neither Stephen nor my blog is already popular among the masses, only 4% are encountered Australia No Country for Old through search engines and links to forums ... damn I spent the month learning Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai and even to create links from the forums harshest travelers you can imagine! ...

Great ... simply brilliant, this survey is the most ridiculous poll and less useful than ever seen. What a shit! Confess, were they At the time you All Bran when they selected their answers? Because I know that people read magazines and do crossword puzzles, but respond to polls ....

Anyway, I hope to clarify the issue with his comments, only have to say goodbye for today, but not before tooooodo agradeceos heart of your participation and great sense of humor. Thanks dear s! @ s @ me

Friday, September 17, 2010

Starfish Candle Holders




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Blog Expat Blog, a social group dedicated to all who trotted the world, has chosen my blog as Blog of the Month! And I, as I am that I could be the ego or the belly of a whale in the middle of Ramadan.

So once again I would like to thank Julien group manager for having my little oyster!-Lia, and above all, by his brilliant initiative through which thousands of people can resolve their doubts and concerns that the move involves your life anywhere in the world.

Of course, I invite you to visit Expat Blog . You can access through the link, and take advantage to make a look at my interview. They'll tell you some things about how life here, my feelings, etc ...

PS: actually I'm dead and I speak from the grave. In short I have the Mid-semester Break. Of course, this means that if I have Mid-semester Break, is because I have Mid-semester Exams, Mid-semester Reports, Mid-semester Research Papers ..... I hope to revive soon
: SSS




Wednesday, September 1, 2010

High Bilirubin Levels Are Bad

Sometimes I see people ...


Dear reader @ s @ s,
lately almost not the ground floor of Australia No Country for Old Men. In fact, no other ground floor than the Campus UQ . I do not remember that, at least in this life, has spent so much time sniffing among shelves full of articles, manuals, books, and a looooong etc, even it is making me face bookworm. Well, rather hamster, until I learned to store pipes and fruit number on the cheek for when hunger strikes, and so survive without having to lift the rear of the chair. And this, my social life and blogger at times reduced to ashes, and between Research Papers, Essays, Presentations, Mid-Semester Exams, Lectures and Seminars, sometimes see people .. .

By that I mean that just doing a master abroad you are able to acquire new and valuable knowledge in your specialization is is unable to combine your academic and social life without either jealous of the other. The truth is that, until now, my academic life was very sure of herself and she and I, there were no secrets. As you say, trust is the foundation of every relationship, so I've always come and gone without explanation, even during exam time. And Of course I've never hidden my past fun and festive, well if I wanted to be impossible with compulsive finger amateur photographers l @ s @ s web very as "Revivelanoche " (this is NOT advertising, trust me). For those who do not go well for the Library , and therefore do not know what I'm talking about, these initiatives are dedicated to get you pictures as are you so quiet, studying these (careful, so euphemism ON) schools. For there are always these, like vultures, waiting for the moment ... and "flashhhh, across the face!" you already have released a photo! And not content with it, then posted on the Internet so everyone can see just that time when you needed to hydrate the interim study. Because if something they are good at those "Revivelanoche" and substitutes, mona-NO was to take this never happens, "what they are given class is ALWAYS catch you (watch out, so turned on again euphemism) with the Cocacola -on-a-cup-of-pipe and 3 ice on hand.

Another thing you learn when you step on an Australian campus is that the "Ctrl C / Ctrl V" (or Copy / Paste right mouse-button, me to understand my mother reading this blog as we know from the survey and its contributions sooo of occasionally) is not a rigorous scientific method for doing fieldwork in the University. If we are more innocent English ...
Talk of innocence, mothers, field work and English universities, I was reminded of the mother of a friend of mine Valencia, the poor were convinced that students now if they worked hard . Every morning the mother watched her daughter with a mixture of admiration and suffering, when it dismissed, saying
- "Mommy, hold me food ready pa 2.00 o'clock, I'm going to Los Naranjos (Campus of Valencia) to do field work, and come muertahambre All "-... a pity that the poor woman did not live long enough to see her daughter Licienciatura completed. But as you say, God squeezes but does not drown , yes I could see the grandchildren living my friend.

The truth is that starting the Master, I found that the proportional weight in tonnes of Assignments and Research Papers of the university in Australia is actually what causes the inner scale I guess I should have the globe , to be decanted to the Southern Hemisphere and consequently end up all upside down here.

Finally, imagine that the fact that Australian universities are among the world's best universities , will have its price, we pay students and boy does it pay ...



PS: I promise by the snows of Baqueira to write more little adventure to Australian as the course will give respite, but ... C ***, you do something to redress the balance pa, often month of August that you have stuck by the Northern Fund! That this is increasingly inclined!