October 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Smoke Detector Shower Steam

Dolphin or Vaca? Responsibility is the Key

Noooo .... tranquil @ s, World he has not published any Arti-ass more unfortunate in its Magazine.

I'm just trying to sort my thoughts about the field of English refers to "catch up on the feelings that you travel to the @ b @ d after about 7 months ago to live in Australia and especially in the final of the 1st semester of the Master.

....¿ So you see the acrobatic, agile, bright and attractive dolphin on the left of the picture? Well, that's an Australian in Australia pulling her Masters in English tanagustito scratching his back on all fours. Be with me, the guy is ~~like a fish in water~~ (Note to myself, with myself: the dolphins are not fish, are mammals ) sea well ...

But to go with the description of the image, at the same metaphor. Who What is the cow? Of course, dear @: "Here the cow to talk, how I can help you?" . As you can understand what is really sad to be a cow in God's world is that you can not go to McDonalds and order a Quarter Pounder (ugly) and DOS, although at first glance do not look precisely more artful species of the animal kingdom, too think therefore I am and English because, not soooo obvious.

But let Further theoretical arguments by those who argue that the English race comes from the family of Bov (b) iNOS-that of primates. And also to accumulate a lot of bad blood when we, say, ... Muny, usually a few animals are ruminants that despite the inglispitinglish ( a primary language, at the same time flexible and -beater their speakers are allowed to call Apple to a computer) is being stored in our hard disks -de-peeling about 3 decades, we never digest nor phrasal verbs, or that the people is Are - not is -. The reason? Well, the cows have udders, NOT a dictionary English-English/English-English under the arm, ñ pray. In summary, after 7 months and still happens to me when I speak in public, also understood by the public scenes alone with my own shadow-start the cold sweats, heart palpitations, trembling and face cockatoo hoarse. Such a combination, as expected, leads me directly to not being able to say or MU.

What if dolphin or Vaca?

Well in short we'll find out Dear @ s, once I have my qualifications, which you sweated so much my wonderful, adorable, fantasy and non-exchangeable-ni-in-a-flip-flops-in-a- public shower-of-dubious-neatness GROOM. He is the man behind this great woman full of defects grammarians, spelling and style in personality aussie-bov (b) ina. I can assure that special people, successful and comprehensive as my McNovio Deluxe, are not everyday. (Note to McNovio Deluxe: ♫ ... ♪ paaaa for pa pa ... I'm lovin 'u ♪ ♫ .... ).

Finally, the 1st semester ends the Master, and although in the Northern Hemisphere I know that the first cold start in the beginning rus oirefsimeH Summer's . With so close a small part of my life in Australia, and a stage play shot vaccine move to another stage, which I have decided to baptize as "Stage Vitta VAC A-mino 'the pool Mojito and towel in hand "...

Ala then down from the attic summer clothes - Lost trapezoidal at toss * in English, "and do what I do best of all in VAC A-tions: Desk dog saw John * NLC is said.

* (see my mother do some English if I've learned)

PS: I would like to heartily thank Harvey Yébenes, the pleasant surprise that I found after a long day to get home. My great friend, took the initiative to create a Facebook group dedicated to "Australia No Country for Old Men" , of \u200b\u200bwhich just over 80 people have become followers in less than a week. Thank you all for joining the group, and especially Harvey, who missed a montoniiiisimo and we see him riding in Kangaroo AND ♥

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Fancy Dress Sniper With Scope

Some facts:

331 road fatalities in 2009, 152 of them were drivers. 72, were young people between 17 and 24.

A total of 250.000 registered fines in the state of Queensland for drinking and driving.

These are just some of the chilling details that you put a 3 Master colleagues and me to work. The aim of our project is active in the fight against the worrying habit among young people drinking and driving, and therefore we have launched a Pre-Campaign for Social Responsibility UQ: "Responsibility is the Key" .

Responsibility is the Key is the slogan of the campaign, and with it not only intend Educating teenagers, but also the Clubs, and Bars Clubs take an active role in this battle. We believe that only with your help, we can transform the current knowledge about the real behavior problem. How?

The formula is simple, of course. But what you feel to try to raise awareness of Clubs, Bars and Clubs play a key role in all this? In the final analysis, it is they who provide alcohol to that client very likely has been in his own vehicle, and that even though drinking will lead - maybe even the front door, or maybe even the San Pedro door. But how to answer the question therefore these Clubs, WIIFM? (What is in for me / What do I get it?):

-Impact Media + publicity generated by an innovative campaign in the sector, and the distinction between competition, because usually this type of establishment they want to be the best, but few questioned to establish their position being "the best, responsibly." So now is the time when you must submit a proposal, "obviously with the support of clubs have wanted to add and get differential label of the Officers Club. With all of you (Tatata chán ...):

"Our nights of the campaign, which picked up on a completely voluntary on the part of drivers between 18 and 24, your car key when you have to go to the clubs. These young drivers prepared to leave your keys, can enjoy soft drinks that night. When they decide to go home, should perform a blood alcohol test, from the conventional to the most fun-if you want to have their keys back. Obviously, the keys to those drivers found positive shall be confiscated and be given the opportunity to call a taxi. " No more warning that drink driving is wrong, move on to the action, directly affect the behavior! "

Of course, the idea is only in testing phase and only it is a pre-season, as we are aware of all the legal implications of this and the amount of bars, let's call them "irresponsible" who have refused to accept our initiative, in part and in my humble opinion, as a sector often slightly open to innovation in communication. But as for any of my teammates or my the earth is flat, we continue with our project, hoping that someday we can change Australian laws relating to the eternal problem of Drink-Driving. On the way we are, so I'm enormously proud to present on the blog, got to our first event on October 14:

I know many you can not attend the event, but as I leave the invitation if you want to join.

Equally or more important is our Fan Page on Facebook Campaign . So I leave the link so you can give the button "I Like" (please!). May God reward you with many ... children non-drink-driving, of course! ... :)))