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My blog is on the Wave. Interview with Isabel Gemio

You know what they say to be at the right time, in the right place?
not quite true; the right moments occur when on all sides;)

Surprise Surprise! Although not ask me exactly how or why the station Onda Cero follow my blog from Spain (that God caught confessed!), A team that I have the honor and pleasure to share the airwaves this Sunday 27 June at 8.00 am (English time), at the start of the program "You have my word." And of course like to thank Lorena Perez Mansilla, editor of the program, their interest in the blog. Interviewed by Elizabeth

Gemio, I will try to explain some of the curiosities, anecdotes and war stories of a English woman living in Australia.
yeahhhh ... at 8 am, I know ... it hurts;)

Click here to listen to the interview - June 27 Day

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Boringology (Part II)

- But a course in wine tasting Australian Huesito? -. Asked the saint of my McNovio de Luxe.

"Yes, darling, do not you see? It's a perfect plan, if already said in the fifth century BC Astistófanes Nothing is as successful as living under the influence of a good Australian wine ". Well, maybe not exactly said ...
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- Men, seen well ... But since when you are interested in wine? If we always mix it with Homemade ... certainly not go there because they give free alcohol? Look at you until you drink the water in the vase ... "

- That only happened once and it was an accident ... Also, did you know that a consumer takes an average of 38 seconds to choose the bottle wine that will buy? This means that if I go to the course, we can save on the liquor store-the only way to purchase alcohol in Australia-up to 30 seconds per bottle, which a week is 3 minutes and 30 seconds to results in terms of our life ...

"Okay, okay .... Huesito, quiet. ... Go to the course

I saw myself with a glass of Australian wine in hand, relaxing, down to the bottom without leaving even a drop of knowledge about local foods in my new host country. And given what everyone knows, that the "Alcohol Improves Our Foreign Languages" was a most beautiful and perfect plan for a MacBook Pro .. --------


The course began on Tuesday at 9 am at the Central Library of the CBD. And though the thing promised, "it read in the program that the course should include a tasting of Australian wines than 300 years ago," after a week of course, still no one had offered to provide not a drop of wine.

And I, well there in the classroom, when trying to pay no attention to the course, because it was too concentrated on finding the most superficial parts of me to erase from my memory Boringology-state could not background to drown out what appeared to be a lecture on the origins of wine:

" are numerous biblical references. Noel planted a vineyard, drank and got drunk, and Christ's first miracle was turning water into wine at the marriage of Cana. " - Oh, no! English interference ... damn! Suddenly everyone laughs, so do I, but in English: hahaha " . I think he said something like that would be great to have a best man to turn the lemon sorberte Gin Tonics. Eye-
connection becomes
... " Cicero accused and sentenced to Marco Antonio by vomiting in the Senate due to excess alcohol. The scandal was such that led to Mark Antony to write a pamphlet" Deebrietate sua "in which he proclaimed himself to be elected as Binge World Champion ... "

Nothing, it was not my lucky day. But milk : Noel, Cicero, Jesus and the Holy Spirit ....¡ can know where these people have hidden the damn wine !....


So I ------ home, hanging in my thoughts more than ever and more Boringology dry hair Tamara bad o. .. Amber should say? My plan to reset drinking had failed. But he had learned an important lesson: Why be just as difficult to be superficial in this life?

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Boringology (Part I)

1. F - Discipline or science that studies the most absurd projects, paradoxically, change the world.

For example, measuring the size of the "güevillos" of a polar bear in order to calculate the effects of warming global as well as studying the effect of human pee canned pickles-feel to tell you that in order to fertilize crops, to see who eats pickles now - or classify nails toes to prevent heart attacks . Yeahhhh, I know ... and I imagined that you would have been in doubt: the polar bears are not passed as male gender human specimen, but how much hotter it is, the more you shrink them, so if by some remote whim THREATENED destination you see a Polar Bear, do not worry, that has no "balls" to attack ...

2. F - We can also understand how Boringology, what I do most of the time I in Australia. Because when you arrive in the country, fails to Australia. You feel like a small dentist's waiting room, reading magazines until he plays his turn. I mean, until it reaches your visa, the response of the university English classes, a job etc ... And in this waiting room, minutes become hours, and then, intriguingly been 3 months of constant questions. In my case, to enter this state of Boringology , I get to the vein physical chemistry, genetic code courtesy of my father's side, and believe me Dear @ s, that is Moo dangerous. Tells you the daughter of a mad scientist, whose father was experimenting with their innocent and cute pets and probes used as vases. The danger looms when suddenly begin to assail the most absurd scientific questions worthy candidates for the doctoral thesis of a real Nerd:

- men and women yawn the same number of times when we got to Citycat? (Catamaran to cross the Brisbane River to go anywhere, I insist near the machine side, because if anything the city is RIO)

- if Koalas spend the day eating eucalyptus know your poop Ricola lozenges?

- if the Australian kangaroos boxean, boxers Australians could take forward a viable business plan dedicated to providing services kangaroo?

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-------- Okay, there was no doubt, I was overheated hard drive at times and needed to take action on the matter. I needed something to occupy my time in healthy and refreshing.

To be Continued ...


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Fiji Time

Previously on "Australia, no country for old men" ...
Sometimes when I call to God I'm wrong coordinates. Last time, I sent an island in the Pacific: Fiji. So I decided pack up and go to their rescue. And there I found him ... God is a word guy, so when we got to Fiji, a while ago that I was waiting for us.


- "You arrive 20 minutes taaaalde " -. Although this time had not come down with a Harley.
- "Come on, it He " -. Cubi told me as we left the airport.
drove a taxi to go with a fuchsia flower shirt with havaianas and Aviator including, I imagine that pass by unnoticed. Amos , I would say it was IT, there was another, if I engineers have created the road and drivers coming in the opposite direction, also brought forward truck on a curve at 120km h. But my humble human condition, I just reached for Engineering Bank Holidays!

However, there was an intense trip of 4 hours by plane looking back chapters of "Grey's Anatomy" and 1:30 swallowing entire playlist of MTV tuned in a washing machine on wheels, call taxi. If this was not the work of God ...

natural thing is that you wonder - "But all this was going on Australia?" -. You see, for Australians is intrinsic, is not without Australia Fiji or Australia without Fiji. Say it as their weekend home, some have a small plot in the garden, and others have a tropical island with 30 º on average throughout the year. Nobody ever said life was fair ...
But when you're a English with Tourist Visa, you enter the "privileged" group "mierdaquesemecaducaelvisadoymetengoqueirdevacaciones ." Then is when Fiji became an idyllic country renew your stay every 3 months.

Anyway, back to the issue, with or without the help of God we got to the hotel safely. We gave one of the great, and suddenly, "the machine" disappeared at the speed of light with our change, leaving planted there in the middle of the Hall. Must see, the church never lose old habits, right? However, surely read the sinful intentions of Cuba (known to all my-boyfriend) to steal the little boats of shampoo from the hotel. He always does, once up we got a couple of squares of the Sheraton lobby. Silly me, I posted on Facebook and since then, neither God already mark the bottom of "like" in any of my posts ... Total

that left hand of God, began our best trip ever at nightfall in the remote Fijian village of Naviti. Sorry, I said, what remote? It turns out that the concept of "half Resorts an island in the middle of tropical jungle in the middle of a little town in the middle of the Pacific, when dinosaurs became extinct, with arrival of the Age "All Inclusive". Obviously, this strategy has a target very Specifically, people with certain disorders of behavior. On the one hand, alcoholics basically, most of whom decided that the best therapy to detoxification are Caipirinhas Croissant or beer to take the Gelocatil. And secondly, obsessive-compulsive free buffet. Also, at certain times of year, you can find a fringe group, "The Others". Cuba and me.

As often in the tropical islands, the meeting between "The Others" and other groups can give rise to a headliner or at least unpredictable ... you ever agreed on the same dimension of space and time with a total stranger drunk and sitting at your table, which happens to be a camel that cover pools clean, barely reached the hotel in a private helicopter and is about to take off his shirt to show you his tattoo Ninja halving a ?$/&? Tripi Wait, freeze that image in your brain, yes of course you also will see the top of the carte-ass. Did you think that this only happens in movies? You thought it could not be worse? Well I say if I told you that DeLaRajeta Ninja, for a fucking chance in life comes from the same town as you, and not only that, but also clean pool tuuu ?????!!!! .

Nooooooooooo, the world is so small. I refuse and I cauen in the Estrella Damm and the Balearics! If indeed the world is a small, give it to me dry the tears, please!
...
We did not speak to any white man during the whole trip, either a suspicious package was supposed to camouflage our glasses. We just trusted the natives. The natives were our only friends in Fiji. Protect us, looked after us. We had Rugby parties, we were taught to hunt for survival (coconuts, basically) and we had a party. We entrust our lives, and they gave us their most precious secrets, get exploring lands where the white man never had been, the only true local island: Casablanca Pub

The rest, not allowed to tell me .. . I can only reveal the missing word:

"Fiji Baby"

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It had a grasshopper the size of an elephant pregnant, I found him among a faranduleo my pots with a look of serial killer and I could not remedy the cry for help:

- "God We Have A Problem!" -. Apparently, he had returned to indicate the coordinates wrong, and now God had sent to Fiji.

And I said, "this time, if Mohammed will not go to the mountain, the mountain going to Mohammed on holidays for a week."

return, though darker, but I will return. word girl scout cookie;)