- But a course in wine tasting Australian Huesito? -. Asked the saint of my McNovio de Luxe.
"Yes, darling, do not you see? It's a perfect plan, if already said in the fifth century BC Astistófanes Nothing is as successful as living under the influence of a good Australian wine ". Well, maybe not exactly said ...
Australian
- Men, seen well ... But since when you are interested in wine? If we always mix it with Homemade ... certainly not go there because they give free alcohol? Look at you until you drink the water in the vase ... "
- That only happened once and it was an accident ... Also, did you know that a consumer takes an average of 38 seconds to choose the bottle wine that will buy? This means that if I go to the course, we can save on the liquor store-the only way to purchase alcohol in Australia-up to 30 seconds per bottle, which a week is 3 minutes and 30 seconds to results in terms of our life ...
"Okay, okay .... Huesito, quiet. ... Go to the course
I saw myself with a glass of Australian wine in hand, relaxing, down to the bottom without leaving even a drop of knowledge about local foods in my new host country. And given what everyone knows, that the "Alcohol Improves Our Foreign Languages" was a most beautiful and perfect plan for a MacBook Pro .. --------
The course began on Tuesday at 9 am at the Central Library of the CBD. And though the thing promised, "it read in the program that the course should include a tasting of Australian wines than 300 years ago," after a week of course, still no one had offered to provide not a drop of wine.
And I, well there in the classroom, when trying to pay no attention to the course, because it was too concentrated on finding the most superficial parts of me to erase from my memory Boringology-state could not background to drown out what appeared to be a lecture on the origins of wine:
" are numerous biblical references. Noel planted a vineyard, drank and got drunk, and Christ's first miracle was turning water into wine at the marriage of Cana. " - Oh, no! English interference ... damn! Suddenly everyone laughs, so do I, but in English: hahaha " . I think he said something like that would be great to have a best man to turn the lemon sorberte Gin Tonics. Eye-
connection becomes
... " Cicero accused and sentenced to Marco Antonio by vomiting in the Senate due to excess alcohol. The scandal was such that led to Mark Antony to write a pamphlet" Deebrietate sua "in which he proclaimed himself to be elected as Binge World Champion ... "
Nothing, it was not my lucky day. But milk : Noel, Cicero, Jesus and the Holy Spirit ....¡ can know where these people have hidden the damn wine !....
So I ------ home, hanging in my thoughts more than ever and more Boringology dry hair Tamara bad o. .. Amber should say? My plan to reset drinking had failed. But he had learned an important lesson: Why be just as difficult to be superficial in this life?
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