Wednesday, June 23, 2010

100 Foot Ethernet Cable Queens Blvd

Boringology (Part I)



El monigote que cuelga de un cable de South Bank 1. F - Discipline or science that studies the most absurd projects, paradoxically, change the world.

For example, measuring the size of the "güevillos" of a polar bear in order to calculate the effects of warming global as well as studying the effect of human pee canned pickles-feel to tell you that in order to fertilize crops, to see who eats pickles now - or classify nails toes to prevent heart attacks . Yeahhhh, I know ... and I imagined that you would have been in doubt: the polar bears are not passed as male gender human specimen, but how much hotter it is, the more you shrink them, so if by some remote whim THREATENED destination you see a Polar Bear, do not worry, that has no "balls" to attack ...

2. F - We can also understand how Boringology, what I do most of the time I in Australia. Because when you arrive in the country, fails to Australia. You feel like a small dentist's waiting room, reading magazines until he plays his turn. I mean, until it reaches your visa, the response of the university English classes, a job etc ... And in this waiting room, minutes become hours, and then, intriguingly been 3 months of constant questions. In my case, to enter this state of Boringology , I get to the vein physical chemistry, genetic code courtesy of my father's side, and believe me Dear @ s, that is Moo dangerous. Tells you the daughter of a mad scientist, whose father was experimenting with their innocent and cute pets and probes used as vases. The danger looms when suddenly begin to assail the most absurd scientific questions worthy candidates for the doctoral thesis of a real Nerd:

- men and women yawn the same number of times when we got to Citycat? (Catamaran to cross the Brisbane River to go anywhere, I insist near the machine side, because if anything the city is RIO)

- if Koalas spend the day eating eucalyptus know your poop Ricola lozenges?

- if the Australian kangaroos boxean, boxers Australians could take forward a viable business plan dedicated to providing services kangaroo?

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-------- Okay, there was no doubt, I was overheated hard drive at times and needed to take action on the matter. I needed something to occupy my time in healthy and refreshing.

To be Continued ...


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