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Ostra!-Lia, a country par excellence bichoso has made over these 8 months I had repeated conversations with God. I remember the 1st as if it were today:

MONDAY 17 MAY 2010

- "Hello God. No offense, I know they're everywhere. In case you have not seen it because I catch you sleeping: THERE IS A ROACH IN MY BATHROOM! (At the end of the corridor right, or N 34 º 43 '22' W 22 º 33 '74', if you move up there by GPS). Do something, God, if you're there send me a sign "-.

then shared with you the tragic event in this post , which as I told you in error, God had sent the wrong coordinates, directing it in the middle of the Atlantic. But as which has a mouth is wrong, a few weeks later, seeing a grasshopper the size of a pregnant elephant Faranduleando from one of my pots:

TUESDAY JUNE 1 , 2010

- "God We Have A Problem!" -. Oh, no! Shut! had returned to indicate the coordinates wrong, and now God had sent to Fiji.

And I said, "this time, if Mohammed will not go to the mountain, the mountain going to Mohammed on holidays for a week."

As I explained in this post, grabbed my things and stood in Fiji in search of God and have a little chat with the beard.

is true that from there, we had a little distance. Over the months, came the dry season-no bugs anymore, "and the thing was cool. Little by little, let us call to go to dinner, movies, and such things about the relationships, especially with God.

But the point is that in Oyster!-Lia and calorcete ago again, comes the wet season and with it all animals that inhabit the matador Wonderful Land. So I thought what better time to resume the relationship with God, and you see does not always call for interest.

Therefore, dear me @ s @ s, do not expect or my pen, or with God for at least a few days because if God is supposed to be omnipresent Internet unfortunately no. And I thought to give a surprise to God and take him away for a few days to visit Thailand, Cambodia and Vietnam before heading to Europe to spend Christmas. But I promise to return to the Ostra bichosa !-Lia and tell you everything, absolutely everything, everything.

C u soon! ♥ XOXO

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Flipster

Dearest @ s @ s me,

Not long ago, I learned of the birth of the ultimate in personal pages, which certainly is sweeping the States and Canada.

But it is new Flipster? Well you can ask questions directly or anonymously to all users who you ask, they are automatically posted on your board. Say something like Twitter in that direction, but with the advantage of the interface between users .

And what to do Flipster with Australia, "No Country for Old Men," you say ? For claaaaaaaro! Moo simple, since the Web is basically Flipster questions to learn more about the other person, I will propose that if you have any questions, ideas or questions to come up with clever and funny with salt on Oyster! - lia-Australia-also known as the formuléis in my profile Flipster . To do so, no registration is required on the page, they can ask the question anonymously. But as I advise and invite give you a profile because the process takes just 32 seconds, 31 hundredths. I mean, nothing! And incidentally, I can also have more interaction with you. You can also invite your friends to join the page!

Moreover, as the page is new in Spain, are available almost all user names you can imagine. I assure you they are not needed as Pepita87ojosazulespelocastañocalledelaamarguraálaba names that your name is valid. :)

Come cursed, shoot your questions!

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Dolphin or Vaca? Responsibility is the Key

Noooo .... tranquil @ s, World he has not published any Arti-ass more unfortunate in its Magazine.

I'm just trying to sort my thoughts about the field of English refers to "catch up on the feelings that you travel to the @ b @ d after about 7 months ago to live in Australia and especially in the final of the 1st semester of the Master.

....¿ So you see the acrobatic, agile, bright and attractive dolphin on the left of the picture? Well, that's an Australian in Australia pulling her Masters in English tanagustito scratching his back on all fours. Be with me, the guy is like a fish in water (Note to myself, with myself: the dolphins are not fish, are mammals ) sea well ...

But to go with the description of the image, at the same metaphor. Who What is the cow? Of course, dear @: "Here the cow to talk, how I can help you?" . As you can understand what is really sad to be a cow in God's world is that you can not go to McDonalds and order a Quarter Pounder (ugly) and DOS, although at first glance do not look precisely more artful species of the animal kingdom, too think therefore I am and English because, not soooo obvious.

But let Further theoretical arguments by those who argue that the English race comes from the family of Bov (b) iNOS-that of primates. And also to accumulate a lot of bad blood when we, say, ... Muny, usually a few animals are ruminants that despite the inglispitinglish ( a primary language, at the same time flexible and -beater their speakers are allowed to call Apple to a computer) is being stored in our hard disks -de-peeling about 3 decades, we never digest nor phrasal verbs, or that the people is Are - not is -. The reason? Well, the cows have udders, NOT a dictionary English-English/English-English under the arm, ñ pray. In summary, after 7 months and still happens to me when I speak in public, also understood by the public scenes alone with my own shadow-start the cold sweats, heart palpitations, trembling and face cockatoo hoarse. Such a combination, as expected, leads me directly to not being able to say or MU.

What if dolphin or Vaca?

Well in short we'll find out Dear @ s, once I have my qualifications, which you sweated so much my wonderful, adorable, fantasy and non-exchangeable-ni-in-a-flip-flops-in-a- public shower-of-dubious-neatness GROOM. He is the man behind this great woman full of defects grammarians, spelling and style in personality aussie-bov (b) ina. I can assure that special people, successful and comprehensive as my McNovio Deluxe, are not everyday. (Note to McNovio Deluxe: ♫ ... ♪ paaaa for pa pa ... I'm lovin 'u ♪ ♫ .... ).

Finally, the 1st semester ends the Master, and although in the Northern Hemisphere I know that the first cold start in the beginning rus oirefsimeH Summer's . With so close a small part of my life in Australia, and a stage play shot vaccine move to another stage, which I have decided to baptize as "Stage Vitta VAC A-mino 'the pool Mojito and towel in hand "...

Ala then down from the attic summer clothes - Lost trapezoidal at toss * in English, "and do what I do best of all in VAC A-tions: Desk dog saw John * NLC is said.

* (see my mother do some English if I've learned)

PS: I would like to heartily thank Harvey Yébenes, the pleasant surprise that I found after a long day to get home. My great friend, took the initiative to create a Facebook group dedicated to "Australia No Country for Old Men" , of \u200b\u200bwhich just over 80 people have become followers in less than a week. Thank you all for joining the group, and especially Harvey, who missed a montoniiiisimo and we see him riding in Kangaroo AND ♥

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"I love me a shark eat a pie" Blog of the month

The truth is, when will and a couple of months, I decided to launch the latest in tune blogs (objective and determining the survey "Why read my blog" just below your right, noooooo ... your other right) I never thought that 70 of you the completaríais ...

In fact, I was throwing stones after rigorous design and trying to get even, when I could forecast the number of participants:

-1. the son of the deli (click here if you have no idea who I'm talking to read the post dedicated to this great personality of my childhood)

-2. MAMA-nager my (click here if you want to read any of your comments and know All About My Mother )

-3. Luxe my MacNovio (click here if you have websites, Gypsy!

failed course, neither more nor less than 67 votes. So I do not know how agradeceos your participation. To all of you, thank you : While I will continue with the active poll, I could not resist taking some initial conclusions based on only 70 horny-the system only allowed a single vote per user, who stroll through Oyster!-lia devoting their valuable time responding -And I apologize to you, cunt.

Anyway, my main goal was to observe to what extent are you a horny. And here some relevant facts conclusive:

"Well ... the 37.14%, ie 26 people feel that one foot is definitely enough to walk through this life, or at least skip the vast expanse of oyster!-lia on one leg. According to this overwhelming majority, the idea of \u200b\u200b"v enire to Australia and that a shark will eat a foot " would be lovely, well ... You guys have stopped to think this was a serious inquiry? For the love of God, man yaaa ...!

-About 20% of readers suffering from paranoid schizophrenia. Believe that " not read the blog, which is just an illusion ." Think about it, this mental disorder is not as serious, it could be worse. Could eat their foot shark.

"But in fact, that 20% of option" Other " is really what I care about this survey. "But what" other "or what the dead child?! Do you really think you can design a survey that voted the second option is the "Other"? Please ask in this or mu my dear mother who killed among all the annoyance if you see or to design a survey, I served the university.

"I'm adopted because in addition to cartridge, I have left 3 mothers (as if he had enough with one!). That means that slightly more than 4% of readers see as a mother to me ... However, this is a message for those 3 people that voted the " I'm the only person reading your blog, I'm your mother " have been wrong Bloss Ladies, this is not her daughter. I know because my mother-not very skillful in handling her new technologies (well, even with the carving knife) - told me have marked the " not read your blog, it's just an illusion ."

"Definitely, my friends do not read the blog, as I feared ... 7, lords, 7 out publicly to be my friend, and not only that ... I have a hobby! ... Shame should be given ... Have a total of 10% of Pa friends this ...

-Although there is good news, according to the data, the spectrum worship and Stephen Smart, has been cast only in 4% of the televisions from their homes. Apparently, the phenomenon is slowly leaving the side aisles Tele5 and microphones, for those of Carrefour and chard. If you already told, the fashion stain pink with greengrocer fashion takes off ...

"Unfortunately, neither Stephen nor my blog is already popular among the masses, only 4% are encountered Australia No Country for Old through search engines and links to forums ... damn I spent the month learning Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai and even to create links from the forums harshest travelers you can imagine! ...

Great ... simply brilliant, this survey is the most ridiculous poll and less useful than ever seen. What a shit! Confess, were they At the time you All Bran when they selected their answers? Because I know that people read magazines and do crossword puzzles, but respond to polls ....

Anyway, I hope to clarify the issue with his comments, only have to say goodbye for today, but not before tooooodo agradeceos heart of your participation and great sense of humor. Thanks dear s! @ s @ me

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Blog Expat Blog, a social group dedicated to all who trotted the world, has chosen my blog as Blog of the Month! And I, as I am that I could be the ego or the belly of a whale in the middle of Ramadan.

So once again I would like to thank Julien group manager for having my little oyster!-Lia, and above all, by his brilliant initiative through which thousands of people can resolve their doubts and concerns that the move involves your life anywhere in the world.

Of course, I invite you to visit Expat Blog . You can access through the link, and take advantage to make a look at my interview. They'll tell you some things about how life here, my feelings, etc ...

PS: actually I'm dead and I speak from the grave. In short I have the Mid-semester Break. Of course, this means that if I have Mid-semester Break, is because I have Mid-semester Exams, Mid-semester Reports, Mid-semester Research Papers ..... I hope to revive soon

: SSS

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Sometimes I see people ...

Dear reader @ s @ s,

lately almost not the ground floor of Australia No Country for Old Men. In fact, no other ground floor than the Campus UQ . I do not remember that, at least in this life, has spent so much time sniffing among shelves full of articles, manuals, books, and a looooong etc, even it is making me face bookworm. Well, rather hamster, until I learned to store pipes and fruit number on the cheek for when hunger strikes, and so survive without having to lift the rear of the chair. And this, my social life and blogger at times reduced to ashes, and between Research Papers, Essays, Presentations, Mid-Semester Exams, Lectures and Seminars, sometimes see people .. .

By that I mean that just doing a master abroad you are able to acquire new and valuable knowledge in your specialization is is unable to combine your academic and social life without either jealous of the other. The truth is that, until now, my academic life was very sure of herself and she and I, there were no secrets. As you say, trust is the foundation of every relationship, so I've always come and gone without explanation, even during exam time. And Of course I've never hidden my past fun and festive, well if I wanted to be impossible with compulsive finger amateur photographers l @ s @ s web very as "Revivelanoche " (this is NOT advertising, trust me). For those who do not go well for the Library , and therefore do not know what I'm talking about, these initiatives are dedicated to get you pictures as are you so quiet, studying these (careful, so euphemism ON) schools. For there are always these, like vultures, waiting for the moment ... and "flashhhh, across the face!" you already have released a photo! And not content with it, then posted on the Internet so everyone can see just that time when you needed to hydrate the interim study. Because if something they are good at those "Revivelanoche" and substitutes, mona-NO was to take this never happens, "what they are given class is ALWAYS catch you (watch out, so turned on again euphemism) with the Cocacola -on-a-cup-of-pipe and 3 ice on hand.

Another thing you learn when you step on an Australian campus is that the "Ctrl C / Ctrl V" (or Copy / Paste right mouse-button, me to understand my mother reading this blog as we know from the survey and its contributions sooo of occasionally) is not a rigorous scientific method for doing fieldwork in the University. If we are more innocent English ...

Talk of innocence, mothers, field work and English universities, I was reminded of the mother of a friend of mine Valencia, the poor were convinced that students now if they worked hard . Every morning the mother watched her daughter with a mixture of admiration and suffering, when it dismissed, saying

- "Mommy, hold me food ready pa 2.00 o'clock, I'm going to Los Naranjos (Campus of Valencia) to do field work, and come muertahambre All "-... a pity that the poor woman did not live long enough to see her daughter Licienciatura completed. But as you say, God squeezes but does not drown , yes I could see the grandchildren living my friend.

The truth is that starting the Master, I found that the proportional weight in tonnes of Assignments and Research Papers of the university in Australia is actually what causes the inner scale I guess I should have the globe , to be decanted to the Southern Hemisphere and consequently end up all upside down here.

Finally, imagine that the fact that Australian universities are among the world's best universities , will have its price, we pay students and boy does it pay ...

PS: I promise by the snows of Baqueira to write more little adventure to Australian as the course will give respite, but ... C ***, you do something to redress the balance pa, often month of August that you have stuck by the Northern Fund! That this is increasingly inclined!

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In the Southern Hemisphere, there is no August

How goes life ... Tuesday, July 27th 27 years ago my mother decided to take revenge on the kicking that for nine months had been inflicted in the middle abdomen, giving me birth, and expelling of the form More cruel never given birth, in midsummer. (Note to my mother: "It would have been less cruel unborn child, a son of Russian immigrants living in exile in Spain, and that under the dictatorship of me pusierais leader named" Sergei "). Continue ...

God knows how unhappy and traumatic that has been fulfilling my childhood years in July! Born in summer, means that one can never have those 5 minutes of glory in the class and the other tiny beings cruel gum stuck on your desk, of course they DO have, I never could buy my popularity and respect from the rest of Child s from school, based on bags filled with clouds, berries and various bribes, irresistibly involved with colored ribbons.

The truth is that if you were a lucky guy for those born from September to June, after school, TU came late, and call it the birthday party, also known as "top-annually de-recruitment-of-best-friend-up-to-the-course-school-us-part. " But if you were part of the minority stinking years met the only two remaining months, never knew any of the children who came to yours. Will not do much, I discovered not only that the parents were the Magi, but mine did overtime in the business of organized crime, cheating on his poor creature -I. It turns out that my mother, a true expert of armed crime, she went out and bribed with triangles of bread with Nutella to Bimbo anybody else tertiary that come to play the piñata, the sack race and musical chairs.

When one day the truth came to light, she argued in his defense that was the love of mother that led her to commit the crime, since they had no playmates class on my birthday, had an explanation beyond unflattering orthodontic wear a 7 years of my childhood, "born in the middle of bloody summer. all my buddies were leaving to spend the summer " Al Pueblo." Yes, sir @ s, categorically: " The People", a mysterious black hole of the geography of the E HPANA Deep, which is still today for me, an unknown, and which seemed to be tó quiski; good, but me and the son of the deli where my mother had bought bologna sandwiches for the party - casually that morning.

For this reason, I went to Australia. Because wherever you are "The People " certainly not be in Australia. I know many of you believed that I moved to this country to meet at secret CIA agent, a mission with some exotic name Operation Kangaroo type. Defraudaos feel very-dear-me @ s @ s. ..

came to Australia in the Southern Hemisphere because there is August. No cicadas sing and there Mini-ft; no holidays in August, Mr. @ s. Here there is no summer. Nor goats pull the bell, and danced Paquito Chocolatier in the festival of "El Pueblo ." It is clear that a country without these cultural labels, is not really a country ... but Oh, GOD! ... First time in 27 could carry lollipops to the class, stop Reading Teacher, and scream his lungs:

- I invite you all to my birthday party. This afternoon at 5:00 p.m.! -.

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... 8 hours later and with a few pistachios over the body ...

Say conclude my party. No one came, "again. - " Cauen the milk of kangaroo!" - I thought to myself, if I was in class when I should cry

- 我 请 你 到 我 的 生日 派对!

What are we in Australia, and here there is only Chinese, for Goodness Sake!

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María de la Obligation leads me to travel to North Queensland

Dear @ s, you may have noticed that last week I've been away. And that is when the duty calls you, there is no choice but to attend to:

Ring-ring ...

Me: Hello?

My friend (call Maria the obligation to respect their anonymity): We're going to the beach, which heats the sun ...

Me: But if there is no beach here ... Maria

of Duty: Go go, how silly you are! I know that in Brisbane there is no beach. Grab your hat and put, we're going to the tropical north of Queensland.

Me: pppp .... But does so without warning? ... I do not know if you remember that we are in the southern hemisphere is winter and I have expired sunscreens last season and leave uuuunas maaaaanchas that ...

.. pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi ...

Nothing, I immediately started to burn CDs of Lady Gaga for the road, and get bikinis and bikinis in the bags, filling a Christmas turkey which not-for nothing-but-just in case - an important nuance that my boyfriend, for years living high travel multiplied by the square that we will never understand. But let us put aside my personal life because I know that - I of that do not speak ;-)

When one goes on an adventure in Australia have to press the reset button of memory and delete commercials Billabong and Rip Curl, with which his life has tended to illustrate the country. To give an example that we all understand: is that if the guys who spend their summer holidays to Menorca or Formentera, endure a whole summer without wetting because your brown-sailing is soooo special , and according-to-drink beer? Noooooo, my dear ... That only happens in the ads. Same thing happens when you are thirsty adventure beach here in Australia and is 100km / h to 4,000 km to go, and instead of beaches, there are only cows grazing along the semi-eternal lines of 700km without a sign of human life. And on top, your GPS every time you skip the speed limit, moos. Yes Muge ... understand what a cow is the onomatopoeic sound because he has touched. But a GPS?! With this scenario, even a vegetarian pacifist kill for a steak. Even to imagine him sticking his head out the window and screaming like a ripped up : "Beef, we want a 'fillet' yours."

I had warned the boys Asias "look to Australia not to tour by car ...". But I nor case. And that, as I have said once, the distances here are so great that when I have to go for the bread I do plane. All so, she erre que erre, by car and in search of tropical beaches.

But like everything in life has a turning point. Happens once you remove the thought that real landscapes in Australia are printed with a logo of a brand surfing in the lower right corner when you look. So, it is when suddenly, you start to enjoy Australia, Queensland, in its infinite fields of sugar cane, its roads deserted, its arid land, its tropical jungles. Then is when you stop, overwhelmed by the magnitude and immensity of the wilderness, while contemplating the unique scenery that you would give anything for ... piss. For if Mr. @ s, not going to get thin, the bladders are very selfish, I do not care if you're on the cover of last month's National Geographic. And there you are, with their pants down, hidden in some bushes in a protected class is unique in the world, breaking the aesthetics of the time ...

Once relieved of such a vital necessity, still do not understand how it is not classified to the basic functions of nacer/crecer/reproducirse/morir-, go your way and then when you get to LF is wild and empty beaches, Civera Davids without children or screaming the song of the summer through the speakers in a beach snack bar, or the gypsy from the cooler screaming "coooocacola-aaaaaagua fresh-deh guistanteh sandwich, a Pezet" . Then is when you're diving for paradise islands beaches, under the Great Barrier Reef, and playing with your fingers fluorescent fish, turtles, sharks, the very daughter of the great mash that killed Steve Irwin and Paul octopus.

Being on the beach rated as the most beautiful in the world: Whitsunday Islands. Agnes Water Beach, Airlie Beach, Cairns, Palm Cove, Port Douglas. To find yourself with a sign on the beach of "eye, saltwater crocodiles" to see the first town in the state of Queensland discovered by Captain Cook, 1770; to see the park Paronella-built by a Catalan who emigrated to Australia, inspired by Gaudi, managed to transform their dreams in architecture from the Indian villages in the middle of the Australian jungle.

But above all, because your boyfriend has managed Polish-after 144 hours in a car stuck pronounce the "Z" and "C", and that English saying importantisisisimas words of the English Language and ara Z, Z ambomba or C eporro, sounds more English than Juanito Valderrama singing a song ...

4000km

... These have been worthwhile!

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January 2010 Living In Kuwat

Australia

As I said on one occasion, when one comes from across the world, not land directly in Australia: is sitting in a waiting room like that of a dentist.

In my case (notice: is metaphor) had sat in the chair, reading the Hello for 3 months (end of metaphor, thanks). Well, considering that such queries are in a parallel reality with no notion of time or an employee cleaning have the courtesy to remove copies of 1924, nor have I lost me so much gossip, I say. We, thanks to my career as an elite athlete in cavities, and wasted no money for sweets in pink, I can assure you that if you're in that parallel universe and no definite time, the remaining journals a dental clinic, when you read that Julian Munoz has been arrested, sure that in real life, AND has left and come back in about three four times.

Anyway. One day, after 3 months, I awoke from my "coma Sillico " sweet-and-always-so-nice beep messenger warned me that: "Morenazo69" is just plug in, which had been been eating, which had been disconnected and then connected and certainly in my inbox had confirmation from the University of Queensland. Had been accepted for a Masters, and communicated to me was enough qualified estupendísima, thin, smart, beautiful, young, and generous drop fly as soon as possible. Even more than the fly, could be an army of flies with the deployment of all its armed forces by air, sea and land, if we consider as spend the Australian Universities.

So, after a long wait, (nope, the burden becomes a metaphor) is sooo kindly invited me to pay (sorry, that dyslexia is killing me), I meant to go . Australia doors had been opened to remain so next year and a half of my life, my situation in the country was now normalized by the Student Visa and a few dollars in cash. And whoever wants something, something costs. I imagine that as dentists are not licensed to remove kidney or an arm and a leg in the literal sense, was a cost that my body suffered only figuratively.

Now my biggest concern in the whole world focuses on who will want to do with me working groups, given that Australia has a large number of Asians, Chinese bone, for the English, regardless of their country of origin. And everyone knows that if you do not like cell aglidulce and its Licola of hielbas you can never enter into their gatherings, private jokes, and much less in their working groups of the University, where the streets have taken . You will be an invisible and nonexistent in his small, cruel play of China Town. And of course, an Englishman Basin does not help in the negotiations, and much unless they " eyes open." Pass in a black belt, became the least of the concerns of a Western student. I will marginalize. OMG, horror! No doubt I'm going through an unprecedented catastrophe, a true social suicide on my resume. A more miserable misfortune to be president of the Institute Science Club ...

But as I was never panic ensues (well, unless I discover that I have been casting a red sock in the laundry of linen, and if that same thing happens to my boyfriend, and is that amount in anger) but rather what happens is that the panic she gets me, I've joined about Samurais meetings every Thursday. Well, actually, the group calling itself the "International Students & Inglés as a Second Language", but I'm sure they hide with treachery among this mass of people of all nationalities who want to improve your conversational English, their " Comunitation Skills "itself. Aja, good excuse, no doubt ... but I know they are there because they are everywhere. So I spy with discretion worthy of a Ninja, all your movements hidden secret weapons, their bonsai, EVERYTHING. You know what they say: "If you can not beat the enemy, make love not war." Although I leave also married censored version: "If you can not beat them, join him."

Here I go Koreans, Japs and Chinese children generally Open your eyes, because I'll be watching the enemy front line. The war has begun at the University ...

continue, To be continued , 続ける

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My blog is on the Wave. Interview with Isabel Gemio

You know what they say to be at the right time, in the right place?
not quite true; the right moments occur when on all sides;)

Surprise Surprise! Although not ask me exactly how or why the station Onda Cero follow my blog from Spain (that God caught confessed!), A team that I have the honor and pleasure to share the airwaves this Sunday 27 June at 8.00 am (English time), at the start of the program "You have my word." And of course like to thank Lorena Perez Mansilla, editor of the program, their interest in the blog. Interviewed by Elizabeth

Gemio, I will try to explain some of the curiosities, anecdotes and war stories of a English woman living in Australia.
yeahhhh ... at 8 am, I know ... it hurts;)

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- But a course in wine tasting Australian Huesito? -. Asked the saint of my McNovio de Luxe.

"Yes, darling, do not you see? It's a perfect plan, if already said in the fifth century BC Astistófanes Nothing is as successful as living under the influence of a good Australian wine ". Well, maybe not exactly said ...
Australian
- Men, seen well ... But since when you are interested in wine? If we always mix it with Homemade ... certainly not go there because they give free alcohol? Look at you until you drink the water in the vase ... "

- That only happened once and it was an accident ... Also, did you know that a consumer takes an average of 38 seconds to choose the bottle wine that will buy? This means that if I go to the course, we can save on the liquor store-the only way to purchase alcohol in Australia-up to 30 seconds per bottle, which a week is 3 minutes and 30 seconds to results in terms of our life ...

"Okay, okay .... Huesito, quiet. ... Go to the course

I saw myself with a glass of Australian wine in hand, relaxing, down to the bottom without leaving even a drop of knowledge about local foods in my new host country. And given what everyone knows, that the "Alcohol Improves Our Foreign Languages" was a most beautiful and perfect plan for a MacBook Pro .. --------


The course began on Tuesday at 9 am at the Central Library of the CBD. And though the thing promised, "it read in the program that the course should include a tasting of Australian wines than 300 years ago," after a week of course, still no one had offered to provide not a drop of wine.

And I, well there in the classroom, when trying to pay no attention to the course, because it was too concentrated on finding the most superficial parts of me to erase from my memory Boringology-state could not background to drown out what appeared to be a lecture on the origins of wine:

" are numerous biblical references. Noel planted a vineyard, drank and got drunk, and Christ's first miracle was turning water into wine at the marriage of Cana. " - Oh, no! English interference ... damn! Suddenly everyone laughs, so do I, but in English: hahaha " . I think he said something like that would be great to have a best man to turn the lemon sorberte Gin Tonics. Eye-
connection becomes
... " Cicero accused and sentenced to Marco Antonio by vomiting in the Senate due to excess alcohol. The scandal was such that led to Mark Antony to write a pamphlet" Deebrietate sua "in which he proclaimed himself to be elected as Binge World Champion ... "

Nothing, it was not my lucky day. But milk : Noel, Cicero, Jesus and the Holy Spirit ....¡ can know where these people have hidden the damn wine !....


So I ------ home, hanging in my thoughts more than ever and more Boringology dry hair Tamara bad o. .. Amber should say? My plan to reset drinking had failed. But he had learned an important lesson: Why be just as difficult to be superficial in this life?

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Boringology (Part I)

1. F - Discipline or science that studies the most absurd projects, paradoxically, change the world.

For example, measuring the size of the "güevillos" of a polar bear in order to calculate the effects of warming global as well as studying the effect of human pee canned pickles-feel to tell you that in order to fertilize crops, to see who eats pickles now - or classify nails toes to prevent heart attacks . Yeahhhh, I know ... and I imagined that you would have been in doubt: the polar bears are not passed as male gender human specimen, but how much hotter it is, the more you shrink them, so if by some remote whim THREATENED destination you see a Polar Bear, do not worry, that has no "balls" to attack ...

2. F - We can also understand how Boringology, what I do most of the time I in Australia. Because when you arrive in the country, fails to Australia. You feel like a small dentist's waiting room, reading magazines until he plays his turn. I mean, until it reaches your visa, the response of the university English classes, a job etc ... And in this waiting room, minutes become hours, and then, intriguingly been 3 months of constant questions. In my case, to enter this state of Boringology , I get to the vein physical chemistry, genetic code courtesy of my father's side, and believe me Dear @ s, that is Moo dangerous. Tells you the daughter of a mad scientist, whose father was experimenting with their innocent and cute pets and probes used as vases. The danger looms when suddenly begin to assail the most absurd scientific questions worthy candidates for the doctoral thesis of a real Nerd:

- men and women yawn the same number of times when we got to Citycat? (Catamaran to cross the Brisbane River to go anywhere, I insist near the machine side, because if anything the city is RIO)

- if Koalas spend the day eating eucalyptus know your poop Ricola lozenges?

- if the Australian kangaroos boxean, boxers Australians could take forward a viable business plan dedicated to providing services kangaroo?

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-------- Okay, there was no doubt, I was overheated hard drive at times and needed to take action on the matter. I needed something to occupy my time in healthy and refreshing.

To be Continued ...


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Previously on "Australia, no country for old men" ...
Sometimes when I call to God I'm wrong coordinates. Last time, I sent an island in the Pacific: Fiji. So I decided pack up and go to their rescue. And there I found him ... God is a word guy, so when we got to Fiji, a while ago that I was waiting for us.


- "You arrive 20 minutes taaaalde " -. Although this time had not come down with a Harley.
- "Come on, it He " -. Cubi told me as we left the airport.
drove a taxi to go with a fuchsia flower shirt with havaianas and Aviator including, I imagine that pass by unnoticed. Amos , I would say it was IT, there was another, if I engineers have created the road and drivers coming in the opposite direction, also brought forward truck on a curve at 120km h. But my humble human condition, I just reached for Engineering Bank Holidays!

However, there was an intense trip of 4 hours by plane looking back chapters of "Grey's Anatomy" and 1:30 swallowing entire playlist of MTV tuned in a washing machine on wheels, call taxi. If this was not the work of God ...

natural thing is that you wonder - "But all this was going on Australia?" -. You see, for Australians is intrinsic, is not without Australia Fiji or Australia without Fiji. Say it as their weekend home, some have a small plot in the garden, and others have a tropical island with 30 º on average throughout the year. Nobody ever said life was fair ...
But when you're a English with Tourist Visa, you enter the "privileged" group "mierdaquesemecaducaelvisadoymetengoqueirdevacaciones ." Then is when Fiji became an idyllic country renew your stay every 3 months.

Anyway, back to the issue, with or without the help of God we got to the hotel safely. We gave one of the great, and suddenly, "the machine" disappeared at the speed of light with our change, leaving planted there in the middle of the Hall. Must see, the church never lose old habits, right? However, surely read the sinful intentions of Cuba (known to all my-boyfriend) to steal the little boats of shampoo from the hotel. He always does, once up we got a couple of squares of the Sheraton lobby. Silly me, I posted on Facebook and since then, neither God already mark the bottom of "like" in any of my posts ... Total

that left hand of God, began our best trip ever at nightfall in the remote Fijian village of Naviti. Sorry, I said, what remote? It turns out that the concept of "half Resorts an island in the middle of tropical jungle in the middle of a little town in the middle of the Pacific, when dinosaurs became extinct, with arrival of the Age "All Inclusive". Obviously, this strategy has a target very Specifically, people with certain disorders of behavior. On the one hand, alcoholics basically, most of whom decided that the best therapy to detoxification are Caipirinhas Croissant or beer to take the Gelocatil. And secondly, obsessive-compulsive free buffet. Also, at certain times of year, you can find a fringe group, "The Others". Cuba and me.

As often in the tropical islands, the meeting between "The Others" and other groups can give rise to a headliner or at least unpredictable ... you ever agreed on the same dimension of space and time with a total stranger drunk and sitting at your table, which happens to be a camel that cover pools clean, barely reached the hotel in a private helicopter and is about to take off his shirt to show you his tattoo Ninja halving a ?$/&? Tripi Wait, freeze that image in your brain, yes of course you also will see the top of the carte-ass. Did you think that this only happens in movies? You thought it could not be worse? Well I say if I told you that DeLaRajeta Ninja, for a fucking chance in life comes from the same town as you, and not only that, but also clean pool tuuu ?????!!!! .

Nooooooooooo, the world is so small. I refuse and I cauen in the Estrella Damm and the Balearics! If indeed the world is a small, give it to me dry the tears, please!
...
We did not speak to any white man during the whole trip, either a suspicious package was supposed to camouflage our glasses. We just trusted the natives. The natives were our only friends in Fiji. Protect us, looked after us. We had Rugby parties, we were taught to hunt for survival (coconuts, basically) and we had a party. We entrust our lives, and they gave us their most precious secrets, get exploring lands where the white man never had been, the only true local island: Casablanca Pub

The rest, not allowed to tell me .. . I can only reveal the missing word:

"Fiji Baby"